Poem to Strangers Who Talk To Me in Public
God SHUT UP.
Nobody cares what you have to say
To that wall television.
But you have to make a comment.
Because the TV is making a comment.
I don’t CARE that you are voting for him.
He doesn’t even have any DELEGATES.
What is WRONG with you?
I’m going to gnaw my HAND off.
OK, I’m walking away now.
Hi, everybody. Speaking of voices, I lost mine for a bit today because of my stupid cold. But I can speak loudly with the voice of Poetry.
Here’s some more “poetry” for ya.
Synopsis of the Movie, Psycho II
(as per requested by Mikel)
No I’m not Crazy.
I’ve served my time and now I’m home.
So I’m not Crazy.
Wait, maybe I am Crazy….
No, I’m not.
(YES YOU ARE)
Wait- someone’s Trying to Drive Me Crazy!
So Now I’m Crazy Again.
Oh Wait I was NEVER NOT CRAZY!
That’s what I was trying to tell Me!
See ya next time when I’m Crazy, again!
That was fun.
Now a Synopsis of Return to Oz.
(Click on photo to see more photo!)
I’m Dorothy. It’s the year 1985-I mean
I’m depressed and in Kansas.
But now I’m in a a film set
That cost 20 million dollars
But it’s still Claymation.
And a man with a Pumpkin head is calling me “Mother”.
A robot version of Wilfred Brimley is here
And we’re on a flying sofa with a moldy talking moosehead attached.
And there’s a witch chasing me who looks like Gene Wilder
Wearing a gown made of metal feathers.
And yet, NOTHING IS HAPPENING.
Please see “The Craft” instead.
I’ll try to write more poems when I’m at Jury Duty this week!