So I went to the video store today and I browsed the clearance used-VHS bin and I saw a giant old copy of Zapped! and I didn’t buy it.
And it was in a Clam Shell case and everything! What is wrong with me? I guess I just didn’t have the nerve. And maybe, just maybe…I’m growing up.
WAIT. Sorry. NO. That is NOT why. Sorry. No. I totally wanted it. It was just…too embarrassing. That’s saying something, for me. And I’ll bet if I go back to the store now, it’ll be gone. And then I’ll have to search for it and then when I find it, I’ll have to marry the person who bought it. Just like in Cinderella.
Oh, Zapped! Clamshell. You’re my glass slipper. But more gross.