Archive for November, 2008

Well, Hello. (Again)

And welcome to my new and improved Blogospherelandship. Or whatever. It is sooooo late and I’ve been up all night making this new design. Well, you sure can tell! Because doesn’t that cartoon look like a person and what not? Oh, I am so out of it. I think I’m hallucinating I’m so tired.

For those of you who enjoyed my old blog, don’t panic! It’s all still here. I’m just giving the blog a facelift. From now on, I’m going to cut down on the endless utube clips that aren’t mine and create more original stuff. But don’t worry. You’ll still get great 70’s and 80’s info-tainment. (And good utube clips when needed). You can also always hop back to My Old Blog format, which I’ll also put on a blogroll.

And away we go!

So….I didn’t do anything today. ANYTHING. Then I spent the whole night feeling guilty about how I should be working on this blog. So now I’m up watching “Werewolf” on Mystery Science Theater on DVD with no pictures of anything. So that’s great.

I’m just going to have to show you pictures of this VHS tape I have yet to watch. Because truly, that is what is “happening” in my life at the moment. Here:


Yep. Here’s the back.


I don’t think these pictures are big enough, do you? Oh, and that’s Cathy Lee Crosby, Eva Gabor and Marla Gibbs. Is it me, or does Cathy Lee Crosby look really, really mad?

Sigh. And here’s a clip of me watching it. I’m unintentionally loud and nasal of course. And I’m congested. Enjoy.

So what is the point of me showing you this VHS? Especially when the blog is supposed to be about my daily life? I think the point is that by this time next year, I would like to NOT be sitting home watching this VHS , quietly sobbing while applying “Cool Tone” makeup to my face.

That would work out fine.


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Thanks, Again!

Well, it’s time to give again to celebrate Thanksgiving. With the help of of the Thanks Rock 47b7d626b3127cceb9771ce9664600000036101aznmlfm2zmx rock. I’m so excited!

Ok, first of all, I’m 47b7d626b3127cceb9771ce9664600000036101aznmlfm2zmxful for WATERBEDS.
Ahh, waterbeds. They’re like sleeping on a hot bladder that moves.

I’d also like to say
47b7d626b3127cceb9771ce9664600000036101aznmlfm2zmx to

Uch…..I can’t follow much of a coherent thought pattern tonight. Do I really have to list a bunch of crap that I’m Thankful for? God WHO CARES? It’s Saturday night and I’m ALONE and listening to the Tic Tac Dough theme and going…THIS IS MY LIFE? THIS IS IT?

FINE. SO BE IT. I look destiny in the face and say47b7d626b3127cceb9771ce9664600000036101aznmlfm2zmx

I need to get up and stretch and dance. Dance everybody! Dance to the Tic Tac Dough Theme! Come on! DANCE! DANCE! GET UP! GET UP!

That was empowering. I feel better. Yes, quite a Network moment for me.

Well, that’s it. I pretty much don’t know how to end this. Awkward.

So here’s this Corey Feldman clip to distract you while I run away.

What? That’s it. Is there a problem? Did you want to say something to me? NO? Fantastic.


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