I actually posted this note on Facebook a while ago, but I just found it again and I still like it. It’s a note to my dishwashing machine.
Wednesday, November 12, 2008 at 2:25am
THANKS FOR BLOWING UP.
Uccch. This is my life.
I’m sitting here at 2 AM and my room
smells like a wig factory burned down
because of you.
This wouldn’t happen to Corey Feldman.
The best part was that my friend Barbie wrote back as the Dishwasher:
It was my pleasure.
Always There For You,